Samantha Martinez

Goddess of the forest. You'll want to kneel down and pray before Samantha as she performs a modern version of the rain dance.

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Try These Pickup Lines

  • Falling for you would be a very short trip.
  • What planet are you from? 'Cause I've never seen anyone like you before!
  • Would you be impressed if I stuck my tongue out and licked my eyebrows?
  • I will gladly marry you next Tuesday if we can have the honeymoon tonight.
  • I noticed you noticing me, and I'd like to notify you that I noticed you, too.