Is this what women in the military look like? If so, the army should expect a flurry of recruits.

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Try These Pickup Lines

  • Is your last name maple? I could have sworn you're as smooth as syrup.
  • I didn't know that Miss America lived here!
  • Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
  • At the laundromat, "How much bleach should I put in with my good suit?"
  • They might ask you to leave soon. You're making the other ladies in here look bad.