By Cathryn Conroy
Whether it's Pachelbel's "Canon in D Major," U2's "Vertigo" or 50 Cent's "In Da Club," your cell phone ringtone tells others a lot about your personality.
Cell phone ringtones can be loud, obnoxious and very revealing. If you've never given it a thought, you might want to consider the message you're sending before you let your phone ring at work or in a crowded commuter train. After all, people might get the wrong idea about you!
While some cell phone users (read: older people) just choose one of the default rings that come with the phone, many pay a few bucks (read: younger people) to have a special song, jingle or sound effect alert them to incoming calls. It's a cool way to make a 15-second statement about your individuality and personal taste. And cell phone carriers are all too happy to help you stand out in a crowd, since selling ringtones is a very lucrative side business.
What does your ringtone say about you?
Vibrate: You are über-responsible and considerate, concerned above all else that your personal calls not bother anyone. Thank you.
Standard ring: You're showing your age and your inability to master technology. What? You don't know how to change the ringtone?
Classic rock song: When it comes to looking old, this isn't much better than the standard ring that comes with the phone.
"Jingle Bells": If it's December, you get points for being current with the season. If it's June, you're lazy and indolent.
Disco beat: It makes you look as dated as those gold chains and that white suit hanging in the back of your closet.
Hip-hop or R&B: You're young, cool and enjoy annoying the old folks so you may delay answering your phone just to let that song annoy them a little longer.
Classical music: You must be a genius.
Country music: You're as American as Mom and apple pie.
Jazz: You're independent and strong-willed.
TV theme song: You didn't graduate, did you?
Animal noises: You think you're hilarious. Others think you're bothersome.
Your own voice: You are so conceited and pompous!
You change your ringtone--a lot: You are fickle, capricious and undependable. Either that or you get bored easily.